Overheard in My Living Room
Josh: [grabbing a handful of M&M's from a Costco-size bag] What do you do when there are no more M&M's left in the bag?
Me: What if there were no more M&M's left in the world?
Josh: Oh god! I would kill myself.
Me: It's really no way to live, no M&M's.
Josh: Yeah.
Me: And, like, who's the fucker who ate the last M&M?
Josh: Let's get him!
Me: What if there were no more M&M's left in the world?
Josh: Oh god! I would kill myself.
Me: It's really no way to live, no M&M's.
Josh: Yeah.
Me: And, like, who's the fucker who ate the last M&M?
Josh: Let's get him!
posted by Marla at 4:52 PM
3 Comments:
what if it was a her?
Impossible. It's totally a guy. I just know it.
Thanks. Now I am craving M&Ms.
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