Excuse you

Last night, we were watching "Cheers." Midway through the episode (the one where Sam pretends to be a rich Jewish doctor to get a table at a swanky restaurant while Diane waits hours to be seated and oh feh blah blah pompousboringplotcakes), Josh started to blow air through his lips, making a farting noise. He did it a few times, very calmly, and when I looked up at him, he said:

Josh: When I do this [mouth-farts again] the TV screen gets all wavy.

[pause]

[pause]

Josh: I'd be really good at parties.

He has also taken to plugging my nose each time I ask him what we're doing for my birthday. I love that he's so easily amused, even if it occasionally hurts my face.