Ouch.
posted by Marla at 1:43 PM
Wednesday, September 27, 2006
About Me
- Name: Marla
- Location: Brooklyn, New York, United States
When I was in third grade, I went through a phase where I'd write my name on my papers faster than I could think it. So I'd end up being Marfield Garfield or Marla Garla for the day. Alas, Marfield Garfield just doesn't quite fit as an e-mail address ... and thus, Garla. Just another attempt to make things in life fit.
Previous Posts
- Greetings from M5.
- And a rap by little ol' me, Lamar
- This is a very long post. That is all.
- I'm happy again.
- One day more, I will floss.
- Now, if he'd said Pluto, I'd go.
- RIP, Pluto
- Duchess Dumbass, at your service
- Marlo hates Vincent, too.
- Hank & Yo-Yo, T/L/A
4 Comments:
j'love it. and clamor for details, o marlagarla!
Okay, picture this:
1 (one) three-year-old treadmill, good condition
1 (one) exercise bike with too-elevated and too-forward-pitching seat, crap condition
1 (one) 34-year-old man, not the same condition as he used to be
1 (one) 32-year-old woman, always been in crap condition
Mix together with 2 (two) repeats of "It's Gonna Be Me" by 'NSync, 1 (one) removal of certain items of clothing in order to stay on the exercise bike, and sixty-four (64) random exclamations of misery. Garnish with omega-3 supplements and too-large-to-swallow B-vitamins. Bitch a little bit. Sit on the couch for the next hour, wondering what to eat for lunch. Pretend to repeat the next day, but don't.
It was awesome.
Ok, you made so much fun of me when I got "No Strings Attached" and now you are all about N'Sync...whatever
OK, I admit it: You were ahead of my time. Cuz that stuff is seriously good.
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