Britney Spears's vagina
Here's what I don't understand about the latest trend of starlets playing Reveal The Cooter:
Why the vagina? Why are these girls (I shall not call those who make the conscious choice to breathe Paris Hilton's airspace "women"), who demand that the paparazzi follow them from the bed to the toilet and then to the floor where they've passed out, so mired in delight at raising the curtain, if you will, on what is arguably the least sightly part of the otherwise lovely female form? These girls are obsessed with getting their pictures taken, and by turns, looking good, so what's photogenic about their snagglepoots? If you're going to flash some lady bits, just settle on a nice boob. Boobs are so much more pretty than vaginas, and they (god-willing) smell a lot more April fresh. Perhaps they lack the mystery of vaginas, but come on, do you REALLY want to know what's going on inside Britney Spears's?
When it all comes down to it, nobody wants to see Britney Spears's prickly crotch, but I bet everyone would be at least disturbingly interested in getting a good look at her supposedly newly-perked bazooms. Get with the program, Britney! Show us your nipples!
On an unrelated (but somehow related) note, I love the word "abysmal."
Why the vagina? Why are these girls (I shall not call those who make the conscious choice to breathe Paris Hilton's airspace "women"), who demand that the paparazzi follow them from the bed to the toilet and then to the floor where they've passed out, so mired in delight at raising the curtain, if you will, on what is arguably the least sightly part of the otherwise lovely female form? These girls are obsessed with getting their pictures taken, and by turns, looking good, so what's photogenic about their snagglepoots? If you're going to flash some lady bits, just settle on a nice boob. Boobs are so much more pretty than vaginas, and they (god-willing) smell a lot more April fresh. Perhaps they lack the mystery of vaginas, but come on, do you REALLY want to know what's going on inside Britney Spears's?
When it all comes down to it, nobody wants to see Britney Spears's prickly crotch, but I bet everyone would be at least disturbingly interested in getting a good look at her supposedly newly-perked bazooms. Get with the program, Britney! Show us your nipples!
On an unrelated (but somehow related) note, I love the word "abysmal."
Labels: dirty, grammar, pop culture
posted by Marla at 5:45 PM
9 Comments:
amen, sister.
and not for nothing, but what do you think about the word usurp?
I LOVE usurp. Love love love it.
When I was still living in Detroit, I worked at an ad agency. One of my friends there, with whom I worked on the newspaper in college, found that one of her newer coworkers, who also had worked on the paper at one time, was stealthily trying to move in on her work and, despite my friend's seniority, was attempting to take it for herself. From that point on, she was The Usurper.
I also love the term "and not for nothing." Well played.
thank you, thank you.
didactic is also good.
It is! As is ragamuffin.
curmudgeon is another fave.
I like the way the word "nozzle" sounds.
Um, I like the word cooter by the way. Is your blog being solicited by blog porn?
I certainly hope so!
new post. new post. what's taking so long?
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